Publishingz

The Author Reviews Denon’s *No Tomorrow* For Electric

July 12th, 2010  |  Published in Electric Literature, Erotica Et Cetera, Publishingz, Signs, Uninvited Explanations Of Literary & Historical Phenomena

Read the review on The Outlet. Denon’s masterful long short story is translated by Lydia Davis and introduced by Peter Brooks, who hints at the mystery of the novella.

On my own ongoing investigation into the novella, for Electric Literature:

What makes a novella a novella, as opposed to a long short story or a short novel? Why does the novella seduce us, even though relatively few are published or taught? (You never hear, for example, “Mommy, I want to grow up to be a famous novella-ist!”) Deleuze and Guattari offer a few hypnotic thoughts on the subject, but even they abandon the question after only—and perhaps appropriately—half-contemplating it.

Towards a literary–psychological theory of the novella, writer and compulsive short-text reader Wythe Marschall offers a biweekly review of classic and contemporary works that may or may not fit your definition of the term.

By focusing on their playful relationship with theme—a constant seesaw between story and meditation, narrative-packed-into-a single moment and timeless “whoa” of profound human experience—Wythe hopes to pin down just what the novella does to its reader’s brain:

Can we situate “the novella effect” somewhere between the constrained, heightened consciousness of the short story and the taxonomizing–exhausting consciousness of the novel? Tune in every other week to find out—

Or, at least, to discover several novellas worth reading.

Thanks to Electric Literature, New Directions, NYRB Classics, and Melville House.

The man’s (invented) name was V.D., and he wrote about sex. Lulz.

Suspicious Anatomy

July 6th, 2010  |  Published in Adventure, Live Happenings On Stages, Publishingz, Reading Words Out Loud, Signs, The Terrifying Frangibility Of The Human Corpus

The phone books are here! The phone books are here! Er, uh, I mean—the Suspicious Anatomy book launch is here! My first book! Check it:

Not since Galen’s De Elementis has been set in ink a single compendium of medicological knowledge so extensive & practicably useful as SUSPICIOUS ANATOMY Workbook No. 15: The Human Cranius. Having intrinsic value to all persons—piratical, mysterious, upright, or otherwise—The Human Cranius is a PEERLESS GEM of uncanny truth. If you are a living human, you should make frequent, unabashed forays into this field guide to your hideous secondary body—the cranius, an organ-matrix & carnival of fangs which is trying to destroy you even as you read this sentence…

From the genre-chainsawing minds of the Hollow Earth Society (Ethan Gould and, moi, Wythe Marschall) comes “the definitive guide to the horrifying world inside you”—finally available in lush, illustrated paperback!

In the tradition of John Hodgman, David Cronenberg, and H. P. Lovecraft, The Human Cranius explores an alternative anatomy at once mesmerizing and deeply unsettling. Gould and Marschall ask: What do we know about our own bodies? The answer: Very little…

In many ways, the art and human studies of modernity have given us the keys to our unconscious minds, but have left entirely to dry science (fixing plumbing, testing drugs) the workings of our bodies. What does it feel like to have guts? To face disease, age, mutation—in short, a self that is not only not whole but not even on its own side?

The SUSPICIOUS ANATOMY series seeks to address these physio–psychomological imbalances by producing, for your benefit, the entire unconscious of the body, the shadow-self, in words and elaborate images.

The official Human Cranius book launch, at Observatory Room in Brooklyn, will feature a lecture, medicological film snippets, and a live human dissection. Join us!

Lovecraft Does Alger: Capitalism, Terror, & Bears

June 27th, 2010  |  Published in Publishingz, Uninvited Explanations Of Literary & Historical Phenomena

For the “World’s Longest Literary Remix,” I translated a portion of Horatio Alger’s Joe’s Luck: Always Wide Awake (p. 127-8) into the universe of Great Cthulhu—of Shub-Niggurath, and the fungoid crab-miners from Yuggoth (which we call “Pluto”), which crab-miners so indelicately iced poor Mr. Henry W. Akeley of the hills north of Brattleboro, VT—at least as far as “The Whisperer In Darkness” would have us believe…

Where Alger writes of bears, I confound said lumbering pickinick-basket loving mammals with/into Lovecraft’s shoggoths, which are surely some of his more signature (and more terrifying) beasts—great expandable pools of eyes, hyper-intelligent, driven insane by millions of years of servitude to other inhuman races, then by millennia of demi-torpor in the pits of Antarctica, or forgotten New England barns…

I can almost write that I’m not sure whether Alger’s libertarian vision for America or Lovecraft’s materialist/maltheist vision for the cosmos is the more terrifying—but Lovecraft, neurotic and evil as he was, always wins. There’s something in his fiction that is enduringly disturbing, no matter how often it’s tackled and lauded and dismissed and revived, the way Sappho is enduringly romantic, or A Tribe Called Quest enduringly playful–relaxing.

I just finished the masterful Against the World, Against Life by Michel Houellebecq (pron. “well-beck;” the linked PDF is an old draft, to give the uninitiated a taste; I strongly recommend buying the Believer edition), which should be read and reread by anyone interested in instilling fiction with terror, esp. that Lovecraftian ur-terror, gnostic madness, that matches, then entirely out-does the vicissitudes of real life.

(Houellebecq on the ethic of the master terror-teller: “Attack the story like a radiant suicide, utter the great NO to life without weakness; then you will see a magnificent cathedral, and your senses, vectors of unutterable derangement, will map out an integral delirium that will be lost in the unnameable architecture of time.”)

Props to the GalleyCat crew for organizing the remix.

A shoggoth, more cuddly than the stories would have us imagine, and with far fewer eyes…

The Author Reviews Marías’s *Bad Nature* For Electric

June 21st, 2010  |  Published in Electric Literature, Publishingz, Rhizomes, Uninvited Explanations Of Literary & Historical Phenomena

Read the review on The Outlet (Electric Literature’s blog).

Bad Nature, a novella about translating for Elvis in a Mexico City dive bars, is mesmerizing. Javier Marías is a force of compact, darkly humor. I wish I’d known about him earlier, and I wish I could read his work in Spanish.

Self-grievance aside, I’m happy Electric has both introduced me to Marías and offered to publish my thoughts on novellas, novella-writing, and novella-tasting on their blog. Channeling the spirits of Deleuze and Guattari, I approach a novella as a meditation on an incident (”What happened?”), a freeing-out-of short story which strays into philosophy while reining itself in enough to prevent a freezing-into novel.

My list of novellas and quasi-novellas is already too long to tear through before the summer’s out. My mood is, in a word, psychednessitude.

Potentially up next for the Outlet series: No Tomorrow (Point de lendemain; a long short story about sex, lies, innuendo, and levels of counter-innuendo), The Murderess (a brutal meditation on women, money, aging, and—naturally—murderizing), The Chrysalids (a post-apocalyptic American tale—perhaps too long to qualify, but too tempting to put down, now that I’ve started it—or really now that I’ve seen its future-primitive rainbow cover), and a “classic” classic by James.

In the mean time, pick up Marías (who is the king of Redonda) on the King (of whatever he was “the King” of). If so inspired, do a dance:

Our Hollow Planet Earth

May 28th, 2010  |  Published in Adventure, Honourable Badge Of Merit, Ill Luminations, Publishingz, Rhizomes, Urbs

The folks at the Hand Drawn Map Association have been kind enough to publish my map of Our Hollow Planet Earth, which we live upon (potentially, unconfirmed).

I suppose now I have to write a story that relates back to the items on the map, none of which directly relate to the places mentioned in my one-sixth finished novel of similar name (The Hollow Earth). A sampling of the places mentioned in the novel thus far:

  • New Orleans* (*actual place)
  • Bechuanaland* (*actual place)
  • Z’quoz
  • Barrels Bridge* (*actual place? I don’t remember)
  • The civilized Central Philosopher-Kingdom, or Hollow Kingdom, as it is commonly known
  • The duplexiverse
  • The Garden of Sulayman
  • The Academy Of The Humay
  • Mictlan (the Mayan underworld, may be cut)

For more pseudo-maps, monsters, inspirational hip hop posters, and geometric designs by the untrained by constantly doodling Author, visit the Author’s humble doodle-blog, Ill-Luminations—now with commentary by professional illustrator and collaborator Ethan Gould.

New Atlas Obscura Blog Post About Flying Rivers

May 10th, 2010  |  Published in Atlas Obscura, Historica Obscura, Publishingz, Uninvited Explanations Of Literary & Historical Phenomena

Or aqueducts. Whatever. Check it out! Wonders from history. Booyakah.

Quotationalism

April 30th, 2010  |  Published in Florilegium, Publishingz, Rhizomes

I will now be publishing quotations to a tumblr blog (they didn’t have the venture capital for an E?), florillegium. The metaplasmus (intentional misspellingg) of the title = ill + florilegium. (So it matches ill-luminations.) [Plus the one-L domain was taken. Dang.] A florilegium is a book of ill shit you found out there, such as quotations, flower petals, doodles, whathaveyou: a Renaissance blog…

Time passes even in the past—things seem to become more obvious and understandable than they were in the present…

—Andrei Bitov, Pushkin House.

New Column For Atlas Obscura: The Lighthouse

February 14th, 2010  |  Published in Historica Obscura, Publishingz

…In which I imagine how ancient persons might have experienced the sort of wonder that we at the Atlas attempt to catalogue.

My column’s first, eponymical iteration concerns the Pharos, or great Lighthouse, of Alexandria. Read it today and let me know what you think.

Two Blue Wolves, Ekphrastic Publishing Ventures, & A Song About Ants

October 21st, 2009  |  Published in Amici, Hip Hop, Publishingz, Rhizomes

Many moons back, my friend Seth, who writes under the nom de plume “Sparrow Hall,” asked me to work with my friend Sam, the rock paragon behind the bands Arpline and Courtier, to create a tripped-out hip hop song for the soundtrack to Sparrow’s new… novella?

He wants a soundtrack to a story? I thought, remembering McSweeney’s #6, for which They Might Be Giants and a few other decidedly un-crunk musicians created a soundtrack, one designed to exactly complement the stories in the journal from front cover to back.

But Seth’s idea is more grand in scale: He wants to publish stories and books that involve rich multimedia packages, including songs, videos, dances, &c., each of which reflects rhizomatically the progenitive central piece (in this case, a novella about love and memory loss called Two Blue Wolves).

I had a blast making “Stranger In The Strangest Land,” the ant-mentioning ekphrastic song-about-the-novella with Sam. I also ended up editing the novella.

And now it’s all finally available, on SparrowHall.com. Check it.

The soundtrack features music by a dude from Elefant and many other fascinating artistic souls, including several good friends.

Also, 15% of sales benefit the Alzheimer’s Foundation.

So once more, Gentle Reader, I murmur “check it” into the windy crevasse of the internet. Stories have finally entered the post-postmodern age.

Re-Reading

October 18th, 2009  |  Published in Publishingz, Signs

Gentle Reader, check it: “Six Meditations On Re-Reading,” a short essay on reading and re-reading and re-re-reading (&c.) whilst trying to learn history, all of it. Thanks to Electric Literature’s Outlet for the hook-up.

Blue Tuesdays

July 14th, 2009  |  Published in Amici, Jay-Oh, Publishingz

The bluenesses of different eras recall different dreams of what sadness, thought, and hue finally are. The moods of the past may not be read perfectly, but they may be seen as motion, deep beneath an ice-clear lake, or the body behind a frosted sliding shower door. The blues of one painter are the pale turquoise of regret, or orgies ended; another’s blues are modernist, stark, mysterious, eye-entangling, and unyielding, like the gods of Lovecraft or the gazes of those who spurn us.

Ranking blues chronologically by their authoring spoils the fun by breaking trust with the great writers.

Ranking my favorite blues chronologically by their supposed authoring, as I have done just now, to see how they stack up in my head as I return to them, allows us to envision different cerulean heavens, many varieties of squid-bruise sea, and all manner of sad personages, casting mournful or perhaps hilarious sturgeon-faced gazes out onto unresponsive expanses of pampas and heath.

To the chrono-palette:

When Hoja remarked that my powers of imagination were all too limited, I remembered the mustachioed French turtles in our lily-pond, the blue parrots that talked with Sicilian accents, and the squirrels who would sit facing one another preening their coats before mating. We devoted much time and care to a chapter on the behaviour of ants, a subject which fascinated the sultan but which he could not learn enough about because the first courtyard of the palace was continually being swept.

—Orhan Pamuk, The White Castle, set circa the seventeenth century.

Pamuk’s blue is the childhood color of imagination; the house is colored green; the grass is red; the yellow sky eggily holds up a black sun; etc. Like many great authors, Pamuk supercharges his novels with even more interesting but impossible to write fake books. Here, our blue is the sadness at never being able to read Hoja’s elaborate bulldada animalian encyclopaediae.

Rain, sun, two whole days of impenetrable fog, night winds whistling, winds far and near, nights of blue crystal, crystals of ozone. The graph of temperature against the hours of the day was sinuous, but not unpredictable. Nor, in fact, were their visions. The mountains filed so slowly past that the mind amused itself devising constructivist games to replace them.

—César Aira, An Incident In The Life Of A Landscape Painter, set circa the nineteenth century.

The games of Kandinksy, whom Gass quotes: Blue absorbs where yellow diffuses happily into oblivion; the one, a cat; the other, a tiring dog. This montane landscape is gray-brown to us now, sparsely green, but to the men who walked it before Twitter, the stones revealed depths of frozen flesh and layers of color, whole canvases used again and again by matrices of indecisive, chameleon crystals and minerals reflecting each color in turn, patient as their immobility could ever warrant.

Scolding and demonstrating (how to make a bed, how to open a window, with hands that shut and spread like a Frenchwoman’s) all had folded itself quietly about her, when the girl spoke, as, after a flight through the sunshine the wings of a bird fold themselves quietly and the blue of its plumage changes from bright steel to soft purple.

—Virginia Woolf, To The Lighthouse, set circa the World Wars.

Dame Woolf here writes, in part, of the blue of quiet transformations. When my (blue) cat realizes I am leaving for the day, his gunmetal fur ripples as his body twists to leave the sill, abandoning cat-yoga to rush for the door and out into the fatal void-world where I live. (Just as I might try to leave earth in a spacesuit of duct-tape.)

The blue of the sky. Trees leant against. Bird stutter and the whisper of grasses. The Dead Father playing his guitar. Thomas performing leadership functions. Construction of the plan. Maps pored over and the sacred beans bounced in the pot. The yarrow sticks cast. The dice cup given a shake. Shoulder blade of a sheep roasted and the cakes in the bone read. Peas agitated in a sieve. The hatchet struck into a great stake and its quivers recorded. First-sprouting onion caught and its peels palpated. Portents totted up and divided by seven. Thomas falls to the ground in a swoon.

—Donald Barthelme, The Dead Father, set circa a dreamy, olden-timey now.

The blue of prophecy darkens the sun-colored supposedly free world in which we live. (Our world is darkened otherwise by the industrial blue of leadership functions, networking, thing-fetishizing, and so on.)

What pretty names, he thought. Indigo, sugar, ginger, cotton. The reddish flowers of the indigo bush. The dark blue paste, with copper glints. A woman painted indigo, washing herself in the shower.

—Roberto Bolaño, 2666, trans. Natasha Wimmer, set circa now.

The shower again. A prismatic turn toward indigo. The thickness of paste. The painting of the self to reflect, what? The blue everywhere else, or the blues inside?

Or finally the thick landscape of blues, tangible, practically taste-able, that William Gass writes of—the realm of blues-set-beside-non-blues, to bring out their quintessential bluenesses—sadness, awareness, the rain, sex, and time?

So blue, the word and the condition, the color and the act, contrive to contain one another, as if the bottle of the genii were its belly, the lamp’s breath the smoke of the wraith.

—William Gass, On Being Blue, timely, timeless.

Story in Brooklyn Review, Faith & Pomp, Words Electric, An Intrepid Atlas

June 23rd, 2009  |  Published in Amici, Publishingz

I’ve missed out on opportunities to announce readings and publications via this site; amends will be made shortly.

For now, suffice to announce: “The Death of Our Hair,” illustrated by Mr. Ethan Gould, impeccable artist and mind-warper, has been published in the lovely 26th issue of the Brooklyn Review, whose site is still being turned forward into 2009.

“T.D.o.O.H.” is a low comedy about hair, the Crusades, the hair of the Crusades, history, how we write about history, indecision, cities, and other subjects of interest to a wide variety of readers. Mr. Ethan Gould’s drawings of curious rock-like/twine-bound stone figures add vim and spice to an otherwise desert-solemn typographical experience.

Also available is issue no. 5 of Pomp & Circumstance, the Brooklyn arts & culture glossy I help edit. I am now the “Technology & Faith” section editor, meaning I solicit nonfiction about wires and beliefs and their intersections. Issue no. 6 concerns survival and survivalism and promises to be an extra-hoot, assuming my writers deliver on their goods. Otherwise, I’ll be a nutless squirrel in winter…

Ahem. Shop for P&C at local Barnes & Nobles, newsstands in the greater New York City supra-urb, and my house, where cat-ravaged copies of the previous four issues are slowly leaking onto the floor as I prepare to move to Ditmas Park.

Thirdly, Electric Literature no.1 is now available for popular consumption via print-on-demand (from Ingram, no less), epub, Kindle, Sony Reader, and probably smoke-signal, steam-punk vacu-helmet mind-transfer, &c.

Electric is a bi-monthly journal/e-journal of new fiction by (often famous, generally amazing) authors including Michael Cunningham, Jim Shepard, and T. Cooper. Rick Moody endorses it. I might be involved with it in some capacity; stay tuned.

Also available for gawking-at is the Atlas Obscura of Mr. D. T., Mz. M. E., and Mr. J. F., all noble and competent author-explorers. I am not involved with the Atlas but plan to be soon, via their moderated wiki-curiosities-posting system. If you read Curious Expeditions or once read the Kircher Society’s blog, check out A.O.

Also hell of dope is this guy’s site, which I just found randomly.

Oscars, Grouch

February 23rd, 2009  |  Published in Publishingz

Pomp & Circumstance, an arts/culture magazine I edit and to which I sometimes contribute, posted some of my thoughts on award shows on their blog, pomponline.com. In keeping with the spirit of these thoughts, I did not watch the Oscars. Advantage: me.